I have recently become obsessed with questions that keep you thinking, so I have decided to share a few with you guys.

1. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

2. Why does round pizza come in a square box?

3. Just how important does a person have to be before they a "assassinated" instead of murdered?

4. Is an escalator ever broken, or is it just stairs?

5. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

6. Why is there a "s" in "lisp"?

7. Can you cry underwater?

8. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

9. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

10. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

11. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

12. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

13. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

14. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

15. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?


Just thinking, you know?